********************* Azuringu Dai-O! Azumanga Daioh! is owned by Azuma Kiyohiko, Media Works Ringu is owned by Koji Suzuki. Ringu/The Ring, Asmik Ace, Dreamworks SKG. ********************* --- Wednesday, September 10 "And now, Rainbow Entertainment News brings you a special report, live from the Ace Cafe & Bar! The Killing Tape: Urban Legend, or bored art student prank! With your host, Yomi-chan!" Koyomi removed her glasses, rubbed her forehead, and counted to twenty. "For the seventh time, Tomo, you are NOT supposed to do the introductory voiceovers." "But you get all the glory while I just lug this thing around and point it at stuff! It should be me hosting the show!" said Tomo. She turned the video camera in her hands so it aimed at her, and grinned at the lens. "I got a much prettier image for TV, not to mention a slim figure and great eyes, plus a better *singing voice*," she mock-sang out the last part for emphasis. "And TV likes cute and energetic girls over moody four-eyes anytime!" *thwack* "...um, is your friend going to be OK?" A petite high-school girl grimaced, seeing Tomo whimper and nurse the bump on her head where Yomi had hand-chopped her. "No. No matter how many times I hit her," Yomi said. She ignored the gaze of death Tomo gave her as she straightened back up. "Now remember, this is just for a local university TV station, run by students. You don't have to be nervous before the camera. All right?" "Okay," said the girl. "Umm, where do I start?" Yomi motioned for Tomo to start shooting. "Why don't we start with your name?" "Un. My name is Reiko Takano." "Takano-san, many of us have heard this story about a videotape that kills whoever whatches it. We don't know where the rumor came from, much less if it's real at all. "However, it has been causing some anxiety among our students and teachers, and rental stores all over the city have had to double-check their entire inventories. So, now, what could you tell us about it?" "Well, I heard more about it from my sempai," Reiko explained. "She says, the first people who died were in Okinawa. They watched a tape with a strange woman on it, and they all died seven days later." "Uuoooh! A real cursed video with a time limit and everything!" Tomo exclaimed. Then went silent when Yomi elbowed her in the gut. "It started in Okinawa, then?" "My friend Kanae says it's really Izu, but my sempai heard from her boyfriend that his roommate read on a website that people really think it's from Okinawa." "Ah," Yomi blinked. "And what is on this tape? Have you watched it?" "Uh-uh," Reiko shook her head. She paused for a second, pursing her lips before continuing. "A friend of my sempai said she knew someone who did, though. She said that they had watched it a week ago, on some trip to an inn near Okinawa or something. They received a phone call right after, too." "A week?" thought Yomi, then made a mental note to check the local obituaries in today's paper. Just to disprove the rumor, of course. "Well, thank you for your time," she said. "But before we leave... Once you watch the tape, is there a way to get rid of the curse?" Reiko faced down for a moment, then said, "No, there isn't." - O! - "Hey, Yomi..." Tomo called as the two of them headed down the street, the material from the interview stored safely in their backpacks. "You think they'll give us extra credit if we watch that tape?" "You'd actually want to watch that?" Yomi said. "Besides, it's just an urban legend. People see things out of context and immediately make rumors out of them. Like that story about the orange cat with the spaghetti-like arms we ran last week. I honestly don't know where Sakaki heard THAT one." "Aaah..." Tomo drifted off, clasping her hands behind her head and looking sideways at the rows of TVs on storefront displays. Yomi sighed in relief; that answer seemed to have satisfied Tomo. On the other hand, it really was all a big rumor, so... Well, it's not that she'd WANT to watch it... maybe just peek at it... a couple of minutes, really. She had probably seen worse from the grainy black & white movies the guys in Art kept coming up with. "Hey, Yomi..." Tomo called again. "You think we'd get extra credit if we ran the tape on the show?" "Idiot." - O! - The hospital was strangely crowded today. Though she had only come once before, when Tomo had broken her leg trying to run up a wall, Yomi thought that there were quite a bit more people than normal. Most of them, understandably, hovering nervously around any doctor that could give them news about their loved ones. "Yoo! Chiyo-chan!" "Quiet, stupid!" Yomi hissed and whapped Tomo upside the head. Further down the hall, Chiyo had taken notice of them and was walking up to meet them. "Tomo-san, Yomi-san!" the small genius greeted them. Her hair had grown longer in the past few months, though it was still contained in twin pigtails. "I just got back a couple of hours ago," she said. "Do you know what happened?" "Not much," Yomi said. "Kagura was the one who called us. All we know is that Sakaki is in some sort of coma." "Is Osaka coming?" Tomo asked, trying to find her among the worried crowds. "Um, I couldn't find her when I called her house," Chiyo said. "Her family said she was on a trip." "We'll get in touch with her later," Yomi said. "Kagura?" "She came here ahead of us," Chiyo said. "She's with Sakaki-san right now." Indeed, upon entering one of the IC rooms, the trio found Kagura sitting by Sakaki's bedside, looming worriedly over her friend. "Hey! Guys!" she rose from her chair, stumbling over a bit. It was obvious on her face that, whatever had happened last night, she was still frazzled about it. "Chiyo-chan, glad you could come too!" Chiyo smiled up at her, but the smile quickly turned to a worried demeanor. "What happened to Sakaki-san?" Kagura shook her head, "To be honest, you got me. I was coming over with her and Kaorin, but when I got there she... she was like this, and Kaorin was a wreck." She grimaced at the memory. Yomi glanced over at Sakaki. She looked as though she were just in deep sleep --if one slept with her eyes open, blushing up to the ears, and with a faint, almost imperceptible grin on her lips. Yomi shuddered. "Yomi, Yomi, look!" Tomo said, grabbing at a control attached to Sakaki's bed. "Button up!" The bed folded to a sitting position. Chiyo cried at the look of Sakaki nearly dropping on top of her. "Button down!" It stretched the bed back to a horizontal state. "Ah! This folds the bed in half!" "Gimme that!" Yomi slapped the controls out of Tomo's hands. "Just go back to the lobby and get today's paper before you shoot Sakaki out the window!" "Aaah, Yomi's so mean," Tomo groused, but complied anyway. "Chiyo, wanna go keep an eye on Tomo for us?" Kagura said. Chiyo hesitated for a moment, looking back and forth between Kagura and Sakaki, then nodded and raced to catch up with Tomo. Kagura sighed in relief. "What's that about?" Yomi said. "Even Tomo can't mess up a hospital. Um... Much." "Listen, Yomi," Kagura said, trying to avoid looking straight at Sakaki's face as she spoke. "You work for your school's news department, right?" "Journalism, right," Yomi said. "I'm doing some story on urban legends." "Right, about that..." Kagura turned away, facing the window then leaning back on it. "When I... when I got there, Kaorin was completely out of her mind. She kept going on and on about TVs and videos." At the darkening of Yomi's expression, she stuttered, "D-don't think I'm crazy or somethin'. I..." She turned to look at Sakaki, a chill running down her spine. "You can ask around, right? You find out about stuff." Yomi sighed, "Kagura, I don't think I can." "Please, Yomi," Kagura said, then hesitated. "I... I saw her face." And Kagura thought back to her finding Sakaki, shrunk back against a corner grasping at all her plush animals. Her eyes were wide, her face red, and her jaw hanging open in the most intense, terrible look of pure and concentrated bliss she had ever seen in her life. It was horrible. She shuddered again at the memory of it. "But the story with the tape is supposed to kill you, not... whatever happened to her," Yomi insisted. "Well, maybe she's just too strong for that," Kagura said. "All I know is, last week she went to some field trip to Okinawa with her class, and when she came back she was acting like... uh..." She winced at the thought of it, but... "She was acting all like Osaka. Talking about seeing weird things and stuff." Yomi frowned. Okinawa. "All right, I'll see what I can do," she said. "And take care of Chiyo, too." "Huh?" Yomi stared, "What?" "Er, I can't have her at my house right now, and her parents didn't come with her," Kagura said. "It's OK, you can stay at her house, I guess. She got the keys." "But that's not... Oh, all right." Yomi rubbed her forehead. For some reason, she felt she had just bitten off much more than she could chew. Not that she believed in the curse, of course. "By the way, you said Kaorin was there when it happened," she said, still massaging her temples. "Where is she? Is she here?" Kagura looked at her in the eye. "Yeah, she's here. She's in the hospital's psych ward." Yomi looked up, her eyes wide, "What did you say?" "Yomi, look!" came Tomo's muffled voice from somewhere down the hall, "A de-terminator! Cool!" "Aah! Tomo-san! That's a defibrillator! Put it down! AAH!" The lights went out all over the floor. Yomi sighed. "And I could have picked the urban legend about giant kung-fu turtles instead..." Jorge A. Pratt jorgepratt@prodigy.net.mx terbril@rocketmail.com